"There's a place where a boy can be happy, its the most beutiful place in the whole fuckin' world.  Its made of candycanes and choo-choo trains and planes and the meanest little boys and most innocent little girls.  And you know, I wish that I could go there, its a road that I have not found..."   -B a d   R e l i g i o n  -  Y o u

Brian's little head---><-----Nick's ass
                                "I love the police"

there is me (with the finger raised)
Nick Putz's little brother Brian is trying to stick his head into my ear on the far left side of the picture
and that is Nick's ass on the far right of the picture

Nick---->
                "No caption needed"

there is me on the right pointing at Nick's wang (w00 w00)

Here are some videos Nick and I made.  These pictures were extracted from them... oh yeah, Nicks little brother does make it into these videos and pays the price...

Shave.avi  -  Here, Nick, after watching Austin Powers on his DVD decides to act like Dr. Evil ("I didn't go to four years of Evil medical school to be called Mister!") (627k)

Pants.avi  -  Although not amazingly funny, I do try succed in getting the camera down my pants (1.83mb)

Finger.avi  - Nick talks, I filp off the camera (1.08mb)